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[12 Sep 2005|05:56am]


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[05 Sep 2005|03:16pm]

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[03 Sep 2005|10:08pm]

http://neworleanskill.ytmnd.com/ LOL I made it. I'm going to hell after this.
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[06 Jul 2005|05:02pm]

The only people that requiring aborting is you lot.

Seriously, is that what you want - just to stir the pot? If only your mum thought to abort you because the world would be a better place.
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[05 Jun 2005|10:32am]

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[04 Jun 2005|01:28am]

lol this one too cuz it pisses her off
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[03 Jun 2005|11:56pm]

lol it
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Jackass Had Sex [22 May 2005|03:07pm]

"Right-winger condemns 'beast fornicators,' but loves his mule"

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Alan Colmes, on his Fox radio talk show last week, asked anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley if he was kidding when Horsley once claimed to have had sex with animals as a boy growing up in Georgia. Horsley is best known for his "Nuremberg Files," which, according to Planned Parenthood, lists abortion doctors "marked for death." Here was the exchange between Colmes and Horsley:
Horsley: Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I . . .

Colmes: You had sex with animals?

Horsley: Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.

Colmes: I'm not so sure that that is so.

Horsley: You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?

Colmes: Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?

Horsley: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality. . . . Welcome to domestic life on the farm. You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that. . . . If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates, you might in fact have sex with it.

Not knowing whether or not to believe this, we called Horsley and read him the quotes. "That's correct," he said. Then we looked at his website. Here's what it says: "Now when homosexuals, or adulterers, or fornicators, or pedophiles, or beast fornicators and beast suckers, or any sexual outlaws, parade themselves around as if they could be followers of Jesus Christ, they demonstrate a lie and blasphemy and abomination."

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[02 Mar 2005|10:57am]


Random. I thought the name of my company might have interest to you guys.
The site is fetus free sadly, but..meh. whatever.
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[19 Feb 2005|04:10am]


I just jioned this community...

I love the premise of it!
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[12 Feb 2005|10:17pm]

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[08 Feb 2005|06:23pm]

It has come to my attention that the child on the Dancing Bear commerical needs to be aborted. Man he sucks, in fact he was caught giving head to Bill Cosby under a bridge off of Fruitville. Bill Cosby when asked to comment said " I was getting head, with the sucking and the penis and the pole polishing". The tremedously annoying little kid also seems to be the mastermind behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks. The evidence thus far against him : he has a mole on his left shoulder. This brings me to my other point. Why not make all major highways blue. How many times has this happened to you

I cant see this ugly GREY highway, if only it was a more noticable color (* car your driving in explodes cause of current color of highway*)

In fact random car explosions has been the number 1 cause of death among adults. Its time we took a stand and went for a swim. This swim couldnt come at a better time considering it is 5:30.

-Commander Dulsodorf
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[03 Feb 2005|06:46pm]

[ mood | apathetic ]

The super bowl is approaching quickly, and the popular Punt, Pass and Kick seris is growing more and more dull with every passing year. Thankfully I've come up with an idea: use unwanted childern instead of footballs. Who wouldnt want to see an unwanted fetus being punted/passed/ or EVEN kicked by a minority child, or a kid with down syndrome. No one thats who. This idea is totally safe and wouldnt offend ANYONE like Janet Jackson's boob did.

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[26 Jan 2005|09:47pm]

[ mood | Trimestery ]

Ive been troubled lately. Ive seen all these new products on the market today that prevent pregancy. New Pills, better condoms etc... Wheres the fun in that. I think everyone needs to calm down and have a nice ol' fashion abortion.

Anyways I will be starting a petition to the Federal Heath Department imploring them to perform a 187 trimester abortion on Bob Saget. This way we all win.


Petition Onlines denied my request for an Abort Bob Saget Petition. Man they suck. They also got anger that my adress wasn't 5432 Fake Street in Not Real City USA. Can't pull one on them

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Bill Keller does Coke [05 Jan 2005|07:19pm]

[ mood | Bill Keller went to Jail ]

Found out the funniest thing, Bill Keller is an ex-con for setting up illegal business crap. He also went to jail for 3 years, ran from the police, was an alcoholic, and did cocaine. Then he became a born again Christian. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. It's all on this site:

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[31 Dec 2004|02:02pm]

[ mood | praising burmon ]

abort suzy colbert

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[30 Dec 2004|07:23pm]

So today my neighbor was bitching like usual so I launched a rocket into her yard. And she comes out with her dumb baby in her hands. And she starts talking about how rockets suck when I hit it(baby) as hard as possible in the soft spot and powerbombed her into the fence. Then some guy came out and was yelling so I got my abortion ray gun and vaporized him into a dead fetus. Man today ruled.

Anyways. Heres a list of people to abort:

Paris Hilton
Bob Dole
Martin Schartus
Bill O' Reilly
Drew Perry (eh?)
Hilliary Duff
Wolf Biltzer
Curt O'Tool
Bill Saget
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abortionmas [25 Dec 2004|11:23pm]

[ mood | i wish there wasmore abortions ]

merry abortionmas,
every night on december 24 the children go to sleep as abortion claus comes and sticks a needle between there moms vagina aborts any new coming children. then abortion claus aborts the already born children. the next morning the tree is surrounded by placenta and fetuses. there are also many abortionmas specials such as umbellical cord the red nose abortion doctor and frosty the abortion snowman. marry abortionmas to all and to all a good abortion

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[24 Dec 2004|08:09pm]

Its Christmas time again, Give your relatives what they really want. An abortion.
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